other versions..

do ur ears hang low.. bla bla bla..

do your EYES pop out?
do they bounce all about?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
can you throw them o'er your shoulder
liek a continental soldier?
do your eyes pop out??

do your eyeballs droop
do they wobble in your soup
can you tie them in a loop
can you wind them on a hoop
do your eyeballs droop..

are your ears too big? are they heavy as a pig?
do they bruise your cerebellum
when you dance an irish jig?
can they function as the anchors
for a fleet of oil tankers?
are your ears to big?!